I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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