I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
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My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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