my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
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