69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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