Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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