Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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