No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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