My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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