Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I wish i was in the wii world.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
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Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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