**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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