I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
ugly people sure do ruin things
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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