he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
ugly people sure do ruin things
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I touched a dick in church today
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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