U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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