I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
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Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
You pole danced in your parka.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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