i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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