You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
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I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
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Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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