apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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