Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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