I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
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Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
where are my eyebrows?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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