Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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