Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
dude. I can hear the air.
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