THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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