shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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