just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
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I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
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Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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