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I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
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BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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