Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
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she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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