I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
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Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
You've changed since you got that strap on
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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