I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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