You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
My life is pants optional.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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