Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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