you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
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Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
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Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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