It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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