dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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