I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
