Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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