is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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