Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
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