Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
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i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
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My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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