Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
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Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I would fuck him just for his dog
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize