I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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