why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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