Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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