508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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