Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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