...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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