: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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