Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
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It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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