Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
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maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
There r osticjed everywhere
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
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the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.