Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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