Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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