your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
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Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
how drunk are you?
Several
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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