Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
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I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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