we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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