How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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