If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
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That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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