Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
This toilet bowl is my home.
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