i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
It's just like the Real World with babies
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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