i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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