Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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