no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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