Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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