I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
That's when you crack a 10am beer
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
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